|Dyna Hurtcha (C)||21|
|Kookie Doe (C)||807|
|Smack Mia Round||B0TM|
Avast! There is no following a trail of crumbs to escape the wrath of Chicks Ahoy! These bitches don't crumble. Whether rink-side or starboard side these fiendish lasses wreak havoc abroad. Proud and loyal sailors to the core, they've sailed the seas and warded off their share of peg-legged, rum guzzling pirate folk. They've gone drink-for-drink and arm wrestled their way through a list of treacherous scalliwags fit to make your blood run cold.
The Chicks Ahoy! have docked in Lake Ontario to defend their Championship title and fight their way through the 2013 season at Toronto Roller Derby. Dyna Hurtcha and Kookie Doe are at the helm of this gang of delinquents. If they happen to roll into your path, assume they are armed and dangerous. Their unified war cry "Ahoy Hoy!" means there's trouble a-brewin'.
Prepare to be tossed to the bilges when this heavy hitting bounty of roller derby booty skates their way onto the track and into your heart. The sailors of "Team Number Fun" take down their enemies with a smile and a smack.
Gangway & Godspeed,
Your sassy sailors,